Hello and Welcome- to the John Barnes Show!

Well, hello! Here's a little skadoodle came up in mah mind:
"Hello and welcome to the John Barnes show!"
I even got a lil' recordin' of me saying it- Edited into chorus, and for the "John Barnes show special edition", I made it a little different, with added music and the lyrics "Welcome... To the John Barnes show... SPECIAL EDITION!"
Wanna here em'? Well here they are! They're downloads, so you'll have to download them. ( :P )
P.S. I know, I know, they're a little...uh... poopy(?), but hey, they'll do, right? I mean c'mon! It's good for music made from my voice humming, i'n it?
Proceed to download (Hello and Welcome)
Proceed to download (Special Edition)

HUGE WARNING: THERE WILL BE A MESSAGE/ADVERTISEMENT BEFORE THE DOWNLOAD! UNLESS YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THE OFFER, PLEASE CLICK "SKIP" IN THE RIGHT HAND TOP CORNER TO CONTINUE TO THE DOWNLOAD! THANK YOU! I KNOW THIS IS A BIG AND LONG HUGE MESSAGE!!!



-Brinaq, feelin' spaaaaac-tac-ular (emphasis on "spac")